Today you can predict.
You're off to Great Places!
To Pee on a Stick!
You have a pricey device in your hand.
You have a window of time.
You will enter sketchy places
With hopes of seeing more than 1 line.
THE PLACES YOU'LL GO! (...to take an ovulation test)
You'll be on an airplane!
You'll be a contortionist!
People waiting will judge you
You, the TSA will blacklist.
You'll do it at work.
The last stall will be your lab.
Your coworkers will think
Your bowels need rehab.
At Work: When you walk into the stall with OPK stick in hand & you bump into your CEO.
You'll be in an instance
Where balance is key.
Don't do as I did
That train porter is now damaged, yes sirree.
High Speed Acela Amtrak Train and by high speed I mean warp speed taking every corner at the exact time you close the door
You may be out of the comforts of your own home.
Remember to boost the shampoo, the conditioner and the comb.
Word to the wise of the minibar where you may roam.
Your hormonal state may cause you to eat that $40 Toblerone.
Being on the road for work is beyond exhausting I must say,
Beware of the handle to the left of the sink as it ends up being the bidet.
Fancy Ass Hotel on a business trip