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I have my hysteroscopy a week from tomorrow which will hopefully (cross fingers, toes, etc) be the last step before we start trying. Because this procedure involves putting a tiny camera into my uterus, the reproductive center requires that I have a blood pregnancy test beforehand. To test to see if I'm pregnant. Hi. Lesbian here. If I'm pregnant, somebody better make space at the Inn because I'm the second Mary Mother of Jesus.
TOP 5 THINGS MORE LIKELY TO HAPPEN THAN THIS TEST BEING A POSITIVE
5. Miley Cyrus entering a convent.
4. Orange juice tasting good after brushing your teeth.
3. The MBTA functioning without a delay for 5 minutes.
2. Nutella becoming fat free.
1. Anyone ever finishing a game of Monopoly.
This post made me chuckle. Good luck on your quest to motherhood!
ReplyDeleteAh ha ha. I remember going in for x-rays once where they made me sign a waiver that I wasn't pregnant. I had my period, was on the pill and my husband had a vasectomy! I laughed at them.
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